Meanwhile, Milford is looking for a hat.. that is on his head. He
doesn’t notice until Stephanie takes it off for him. Every show needs
their comedy relief, but Milford’s is a teeny bit exaggerated. Milford
is going butterfly catching and he’s got all he needs - a tent and his
butterfly catching net. Stephanie reminds him to come back by three
o'clock as he is scheduled to announce the annual LazyTown rule (pretty
sure you don’t need to announce a rule every year..). Then they say
goodbye and Milford leaves. Meanwhile, Robbie has a hammer.
And
because he is a grown man who is responsible.. he hits his thumb on the
hammer. I get him yelling and shaking it, he’s in pain. And
unfortunately, I also understand him sucking it like a small man who is
unresponsible.
It’s
so funny because it was so sudden. The only thing you could hear for a
few seconds was a hammer banging. Imagine closing your eyes for a few
seconds.. then - ‘DAAAAAÆÜGH’. Anyways, after sucking his thumb, he
spits and throws the hammer away. He says that now those noisy, nosy
kids will never be able to find his 'super secret’ lair. When a noisy,
nosy adult finds his super secret lair.
He’s
just here to tell him everything, and also about how he’s going to
return at 3 for the annual rule. Robbie is bored and mocking him up
until that part.. -annual rule- Then he is trying to get him to go after
a few questions (A new rule that everyone must follow no matter how
greedy and selfish it might be? Milford’s reaction to that’s
hilarious!!). Now all he has to do is to make sure the Mayor doesn’t
return and disguise himself AS THE MAYOR and make his own rules. IT’S
DISGUISE TIME!! After he figures out how to get the wooden X of his
door.
Don’t
worry. He found some random crowbar hanging around. Meanwhile, Milford
is looking at the lovely day, then starts looking for some sunscreen. He
looks in the tent. Back to Robbie who has reached his lair (for some
reason, he didn’t just come falling out the chute like in Season 1). He
stands up, dusts himself off and declares it Disguise Time. Then he
shows up in the LEAST Milford Meanswell looking disguise ever.
That
is weird. Luckily, the song 'Fun to be Mayor’ doesn’t really make me
think about this too long - I like the parts where Robbie stops his
Milford voice and begins the rough voice. Anyways, after the song, Ziggy
is wearing a hat with a fake snake on top of it, sneaking around and he
has a hung a cage. When Stephanie comes around, she asks what he is up
to and he explains that he is waiting to catch.. A DINOSAUR. He’s
confused when Steph tells him there aren’t any more.
He
says they could come back. Cry Dinosaur II? Anyways, it’s almost three
and everyone is waiting for Milford.. but he isn’t back yet. The kids
are talking about this when a sudden WOAH WOAAAHAHHH - it’s Trixie
attempting to be cool by putting herselves and maybe her friends in
danger by SKATING - not cool. Stick to the scooter (one of the reasons
why this is out of character - Trixie only rides her scooter)
The
crystal beeps and coincidentally, Sportacus is driving the skutla. So
he stops and Dyri- I mean Magnus flips out of the skutla, jumps over a
wall, rolls, grabs a skateboard and jumps over another wall. Trixie
trips over a curve and does a frontflip. So Sportacus lies on the
skateboard and rolls over to a sheet being dried outside. He holds it so
Trixie bounces off it. Then she backflips and Sportacus flips to catch
her.
He
puts her down and she almost falls down thanks to dem skates before
Sporty holds him. Kinda unneeded - the episode would have gone well
without the rescue, but I guess it’s better then him just flying to town
to see what the kids are doing. Anyways, he asks the kids where the
Mayor is but they say they don’t know. Meanwhile, instead of GOING in
the tent, Milford is still crawling looking for the sunscreen when
Robbie comes over to kick his butt. Literally. LOL.
So,
then he zips up the tent. Robbie remembers it’s almost three and goes
back to LazyTown. The crystal beeps and Sportacus runs to the other side
of town, passing Robbie’s lair.. and Robbie.
So
far in the show, Robbie has been in the airship, and this is the second
time Sportacus has been to Robbie’s billboard lair. Anyways, Sportacus
asks Robbie if he is okay. He says yes and tells him the crystal’s out
of order. Sportacus reminds him of the rule and he walks to town with
Robbie. Who walks the wrong way until Sportacus helps him.
The
kids are a bit worried until he finally walks up onto the stage and he
crouches down to the podium. They’re all smiling waiting for the rule,
hoping it’ll be something good. Then he spews out - 'LazyTown has no
more SportsCandy.’ You can see the smile wipe off Julianna’s face,
hilarious!
Then
he walks off stage and into the office, saying that was easy. Comes in
Bessie Busybody who has baked Milford a cake. Robbie tastes some of the
frosting and calls it terrible and it tastes like an old shoe. Then he
looks outside to find the kids playing basketball. Before going out he
tells Bessie he wants her cake and her out of town by the time he is
back. Robbie asks the kids what they’re up to, and tells them sports is
banned. He also put up a few signs. He drops a bag on the floor telling
them to put all their sports stuff in the bag.
Robbie
asks how many sports there are and Stingy is rambling on and on until
Robbie yells NO MORE SPORTS!!!! Steph asks what they can do if they
can’t play sports, and he says something quiet. Ziggy pulls out an apple
even though it was established he just banned them. Robbie opens the
door and snatches it from him as he is about to take a bite and throws
it into the bag. Then he takes the bag back to the office. The kids know
this is wrong..
Well,
most of the kids, but as Ziggy says 'rules are rules’! Sportacus enters
the Mayor’s office, looking for him and Robbie enters after him.
Sportacus wants to discuss the new rules. Robbie asks Sportacus if he is
the type of person to follow rules and enforce the kids to do so. He
says yes to all the questions. Milford shows Sportacus the kids outside,
following the rules. He says they don’t want sports, sports candy, or
Sportacus. And he makes a new ruke, Sportacus has to leave LazyTown
forever!
He
takes all the balls and starts deflating them while singing a line of
'Fun to be mayor’. Sportacus goes back to the airship and the kids are
super bored, when Stephanie stands up and says they have to find out
what’s happening. French fry hair boy agrees. Trixie says this is all
wrong, and Ziggy says it is excluding the candy rule. Ha. Ha. Stephanie
is going to talk to Bessie, Trixie and the rest are gonna find the
mayor, who is eating some ice-cream.
The
kids barge to Robbie saying they want sports and sports candy back
until he says there is a brand new rule - you can eat all the ice-cream
you want. The idiots. Robbie tells them to go in the truck, they do so,
and he locks them in. Meanwhile, a bee enters Milford’s tent and
Sportacus’ crystal beeps. So he rides over to the other side of town to
help Milford. He unlocks the tent, finding the real mayor. He tells him
he thought he was back in LazyTown and Milford says he was stuck in the
tent all day. Then Sportacus realizes someone is impersonating Milford.
The
plan is to sneak in LazyTown - Milford must blend in. Apparently he has
a great disguise. Meanwhile, Bessie is about to leave when Stephanie
stops her and asks what’s happening. After they finish talking, Bessie
leaves. THANK GOD!! But Steph’s not happy - she runs to the office.
Meanwhile, Sportacus is crawling behind a wall, looking for Milford. He
can’t find him because he’s 'blended in’ so well.
He
is wearing his butterfly catching costume - a pink and white bunny that
seems to scare the butterflies away. But it works because nobody will
recognize him. Anyways, the stress is getting to Robbie. When Stephanie
comes up to him asking why he kicked Bessie out, he yells 'BECAUSE I
FELT LIKE IT!!’. Then Stephanie realizes that this isn’t the real
Milford as he wouldn’t do any of this. He also wouldn’t trap Stephanie
in a cage, which is exactly what he does.
The
crystal beeps and off he goes! He runs and jumps over a wall! He can
see the shaking ice-cream stand, and the well hidden trapped Stephers.
Sportacus takes out the crystal (it flings back to him like a boomerang)
and he throws it at an apple. The apple falls into Stephanie’s hands,
and she bites it. ONCE. And she has the strength to lift up the entire
cage herself. Ziggy is getting curious in the ice-cream stand.. and he
touches a brake - off the car/ice-cream stand goes! Sportacus calls for a
rope from his airship and swings like Tarzan ontop of the ice-cream
stand. He attaches the hook to the stand and the other side to the cage
Stephanie escaped from. The force of the stand stopping makes the stand
shake and Sportacus fall off.
Who
am I kidding? He flips mid-way through the fall and lands on his feet
like a cat. He unlocks the stand and runs back to Stephanie, who thanks
him and tells him that there’s someone pretending to be Milford. Thanks,
we heard. So they go to find him. Meanwhile, Bessie runs into the real
Milford. She asks who he is and he takes off the nose, revealing
himself. Once Robbie walks by, he tells her that’s the faker, then
Robbie turns around. They duck, and she says NOW she understands.
Milford asks for a piece of Bessie’s cake. He throws it at Robbie, who
slips on it.
So
he sits on the seesaw. Milford needs some extra weight, so he piggy
backs Bessie, and he JUMPS on the seesaw sending Robbie flying. The end,
ta-ta. Not really because there’s three more minutes left. Sportacus
hears his yells and looks at the sky. He grabs a laundry sheet, spreads
it out with the help of Stephanie, and Robbie lands safely. Then they
tip him onto the ground - his fake head comes off and the disguise is
thus revealed. Sportacus throws the sheet onto him. Now the REAL Milford
makes a rule - The only one allowed to imitate the mayor is the mayor.
They sing Bing Bang celebrating his really dumb rule. In the lair,
Robbie says it’s not fun to be the mayor. As if his day wasn’t bad
enough, here comes the bee that tortured Milford. It chases him. Ta-ta,
the end for real this time.
7/10 - Mediocre song, horrible disguise, awesome plot and rescues.
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