Original airdate: December 15, 2006
Story by Magnus Scheving
Written by Magnus Scheving, Mani Svavarrson, Noah Zachary
Directed by Magnus Scheving
Executive producers - Magnus Scheving, Ragnheidur Melsted, Raymond P. Le Gue, Brown Johnson, Kay Wilson Stallings
Starring Magnus Scheving, Stefan Karl Steffanson, Julianna Rose Mauriello
Puppeteers - Gudmondor Thor Karason, Jodi Eichelberger, David Matthew Feldman, Julie Westwood, Sarah Burgess, Ronald Binion
Review of a Christmas special - valid because Christmas in July!
Sportacus is in his airship and he’s playing with a katana. Oh, go ahead and motivate kids to play with sharp things, okay. He throws a strawberry in the air and catches it with his katana. Same with a grape, a lemon, another strawberry, and a blueberry. He decides to unlock/open the door, AND HE THROWS THE KATANA OUT.
Then, he gets out a hook to bring the katana back up. The fruits are all in ice cubes, and he puts them all in a bowl. He calls them ‘Sportscandy Ice Cubes’ and puts them in a glass of water, and takes a sip.
I should probably point out he calls them cool. I really hope that pun was intended. It’s a lovely snowy day in LazyTown, and Milford seems to be looking for something when Stephanie comes in. Stephanie questions the smell ('Welcome to LazyTown’ reference?), and it’s Milford’s bait for catching fish. He tells Stephanie he can’t find his fishing hat. Whaddya know, he was WEARING IT. But Stephanie is looking for something of her own.
It turns out to be a costume. The kids have been playing Catch the Snow Monster and Stephanie is the snow monster this time, so she needs a fluffy, scary, tremendously horrifying. What do you know, Milford’s wearing it. So they do a hat swap.
Stephanie looks ridiculous. Milford thinks he looks pretty. Self-love crosses into delusion, but OK. So the kids are playing Snow Monster on the field, when Steph sees Ziggy on the court, scanning in front of him for her. Then she scares him and he dives for some reason. Pixel has a device to catch her. (Why does he wanna catch his crush..?) And Trixie’s going old-school, using a net (that she just found). And Stingy asks when it’s his turn to be the Snow Monster. Meanwhile, Milford is fishing.
He thinks he found a fish but he goddamn well knows he didn’t. The kids are still playing Snow Monster when Stingy’s whining about being it wakes up Robbie. He questions why they’re playing outside in winter (If I was them, I’d be drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows next to the heater, watching a movie.. ah… these Americans, so lucky with their snow. IT’S WINTER WHILE I’M WATCHING THIS AND IT’S NOT EVEN COLD!!). He decides to check out what they’re doing, and he sees the Snow Monster Steph, and RUNS AWAY while dabbing.
Stefan Karl brought so much life to Robbie Rotten. Then he realizes snow monsters aren’t real and reluctantly goes back to the periscope. He realizes it’s just the silly kids. THEN he feels something coming. It’s either a brilliant idea or his periscope hitting him in the back of the head.
Double dipper. Coincidentally and conveniently, Robbie literally already has a SNOW MONSTER COSTUME. Meanwhile while Milford is fishing, the ice starts to crack and instead of getting out of there he watches as it breaks. Or maybe he’s waiting for Sportacus to save him, because the crystal beeps and he does exactly that. He drives the skutla over Milford and tells him to tie his fishing rope to the Skutla’s wing thingy. And Sportacus turns over the skutla and drops Milford in a pile of snow. He pulls over in the air, puts on his scarf and checks on Milford.
It turns out he didn’t know how dangerous frozen lakes were because he didn’t see Macaulay Culkin in 'The Good Son’. Sportacus tells him abut the danger of frozen lakes, then goes back to his airship. Milford puts up a sign. Back at the lair is a fourth-wall break, and I hate fourth wall breaks mostly because most kids shows have annoying characters talking to the camera and LazyTown wasn’t the type of show for that and it never should’ve did that, and they didn’t! Well, with some promos and LazyTown Extra as an exception. Anyways, Robbie was fourth-wall breaking in the worst way - talking to the camera.
Robbie puts on the costume FINALLY. This disguise time doesn’t rhyme unfortunately, it’s just weather descriptions 'too rainy, too sunny..’ Anyways, when he discovers it works he is extremely happy. It’s Stingy’s turn to be the Snow Monster, and he says no-one can catch him. Then someone catches him.
Too soon. Sportacus flippity flops into the game to see what they’re doing and they explain everything to him. Stephanie asks him what his favourite thing to do as a kid in the snow was, and he says it was building a snowman. They do so while performing 'Snow, Give Me Snow’. Then once they finish he goes back to the airship. Anyways, for some reason Pixel thinks they need some tunes so he goes to get his solar-powered boombox which is stupid because it’s SNOWING. Anyways, the kids go in the fort, thus bringing us some funny dialogue. Ziggy says he wishes he could have a fort all year long, Trixie says it’d melt and become water, Ziggy says he’d just make it a water fort and Stingy says it would melt. While they’re all having fun, the party diarrhea-er Robbie comes out the shell.
As he falls down climbing over the wall, the kids hear him and wonder what it is. Stephanie goes outside to check what it was and she sees a 'The LazyTown Snow Monster’ as she said at the beginning of the episode. Robbie says that was great after Stephanie hides in the igloo. Trixie wants to catch the Snow Monster, but Stingy says they need a bigger net. Then Stephanie decides a way to stop a SNOW monster is by throwing SNOWballs at him. ???? They think it’s a good plan but the Snow Monster falls off the chair (I genuinely chuckled) so they can’t put it in action.
Meanwhile, Milford is on the field and he sees the igloo and decides to check it out. But the kids have their snowballs in their hands at they aim at the guy who runs the town. It takes them SIX SECONDS to figure out it’s not a snow monster.
He tells them that there is nothing to be scared of and they should come out. He tells them if there was a real snow monster there would be footprints. And the footprints he are talking about pop up TWICE. Then Milford has a nice surprise. He just needs to turn around. Which he does. And he screams. And he runs into his house and so do all the kids. Trixie decides to look out the window for the monster, Milford decides to lock the doors and Ziggy decides to run to Milford asking how much candy he has because apparently 'we need supplies until summer’.
Anyways, Stephanie devises a plan (Julianna’s acting is AMAZING in this episode.) - Ziggy wears the extremely terrifying white hat & jumps onto Milford’s back. Stephanie covers them with a white sheet. This is supposed to apparently scare the Snow Monster away.
Then they go outside, struggling to move. Trixie & Stingy are doubting the plan. And the two falling is the LAST STRAW for Trixie so she decides to go outside. Stingy asks to have her toys if she gets eaten. If I was Steph, I’d smack him. Anyways, when Robbie sees Trixie he starts to hide. When Trixie’s close to him, he keeps on moving and falling down so that she can’t find him. So if Trixie follows the sound he won’t even be there, until Robbie decides to lie down until she comes. When she finds him she isn’t so brave anymore.
She runs and hides behind a tree. Meanwhile, at Milford’s house, Stephanie and Stingy are convinced they’re fine. Trixie is still hiding and Ziggy/Milford are still trying to scare away Robbie. Robbie is scared of them. They are scared of Robbie. Pixel has finally got the boombox (weren’t you away for like ten minutes? slowpoke) but he doesn’t know where they are. So while he is looking around he spots the Snow Monster behind him. Meanwhile, Trixie has literally CLIMBED THE TREE BRANCH and it’s about to fall.
Sportacus’ crystal beeps, and it’s seemed to be taking him the whole episode to get back to the airship. Anyways, he sees Milford and Ziggy and says 'A snow monster scaring the kids away! This is serious.’ He flips his way over to Trixie. As he jumps over a wall, he calls for a snowboard and skis over to Trixie, catching her after she falls.
Trixie notices and tells Sportacus the snow monster is getting away, so he decides to throw a snowball at the sign, whacking Milford’s gyatt (why did I type this), and he falls over. Sportacus unveils the snow monster. Trixie tells him that’s not the snow monster he saw, and then Robbie shows up.
Robbie runs into the frozen lake and falls in. He grabs onto the sign and Sportacus gets the skutla. He attaches the hook to the sign and lifts him up. He drops him right outside Milford’s house, where the head of the disguise falls off, and everyone knows it’s him. His response? He admits it’s cold, and he goes back to the lair. They sing Bing Bang. Back in the lair, Robbie is so cold, he’s covering himself with two towels, putting one of those squishy bottles you put warm water on on his head, and his feet in BOILED WATER. He notices there’s a fish inside his shirt somehow and takes it out.
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